Just got back from France, from a weekend away for my cousins wedding....Beautiful wedding, amazing venue, Great weekend, but MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN I fricking hate airports....!!
Got to gatwick, QUEUED for about 30 mins to check in, queued for another 30 mins to get through security checks, and that's when my trouble began....
Everyone else's bags got scanned fine.... Mine went through.....
One man looks puzzled towards the computer screen....calls his colleague...
Two men look at the screen with increasing alarm....
Three men look at the screen panicked faces
Four men look at the screen....
Five men look at the screen
'WHO'S BAG IS THIS PLEASE'! ......gulp....mine.....
At this point I had NO IDEA what they'd found, but was SURE I hadn't packed any sharp objects or anything....
And this point the man went through my bag with a fine tooth comb, patting everything, wiping everything, with an alarmed look on his face. Finally we got to my set of keys....
'oh!!'
basically when I was working for the record label I got given these 2 USB keys, great tactile objects, Very useful...oh and shaped like bullets....oops!!
We then had a MASSIVE palarva where they told me they'd have to take them away, which I wasn't having as majority of my artwork is stored on those keys......ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH They then proceeded to take the lids. (Making the keys fairly useless at being protected from dirt, and rather ugly looking). No matter how much I pleaded to post them home, take them back out the airport, ....etc they were having none of it!! ARGH ARGH ARGH.
Now I do understand I can't carry ''bullets'' on the plane, but they was no common sense. Surely once they'd realised what they were, and established I'm not carrying bullets they'd let me on my way....? My bag was then proceeded to be wiped down for 'any traces of gunpowder' !?!?!??
Madness madness madness....
Anyway, new prints available in the shop....quite a funny design....take a peak, got to rush, but write more soon... xxx
